You are such a fairy godmother...

This is one of those truly horrendous moments where a film was edited (badly) for content. The line is, "Hand me the keys you fucking cock sucker." But this is what we're left with...

To those of us in the film business (even just the hangers-on like me), this should be very, very scary. Or at least it should be once the insane laughter ends.

What I need for the new office...

I really think this would be perfect for my new desk in my new office! So, if anyone wants to pre-gift for Christmas, it's available at Target!

Say it ain't so!!!!

New Balance releases the cutest Snoopy tennis shoes ever and they're only kid sizes! That's just plain mean! Of course there is the chance that, since my feet are kinda small, I could get away with wearing a boys' size...

But there should be more awesome Snoopy shoes. I'm looking at you Converse. Put Snoopy on a pair of Chuck's and I swear I'll wear them till they literally disintegrate. Cause God knows I need new ways to get more Snoopy and Woodstock on my feet!

Kids are funny...

My daughter, who is 12, got hit twice in the nose during gym class at school today. Her comment on the incident was... "It really sucks to have a part of your body that is prone to having balls fly at it."

I was so glad I knew what she was referring to...